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 Let no one say that I, Holdwater, do not care about those among you who are suffering financially. This is why I have decided to share my secret of how to reach financial independence, and possibly become a millionaire, or even a multi-millionaire... with almost no effort!

 

 
The True Lazy Man's Way to Riches

You know how Armenians and their bedfellows, who cannot contest the issues with actual facts, are quick to resort to accusatory tactics when they come across reports not in keeping with their version of the Falsified Genocide? Well, okay. Some of the things they say.... such as "Turkish Lies," "Turkish Denial," and "The Turkish Government Says...." (Says at the exclusion of everyone else, that is) might be said with no evidence to back them up.

However, one of their charges... "Turkish Propaganda"... is actually true!

Armenians... finally coming up with a charge that is based on the truth. You see, every rule has an exception. 

  From In the Red to In the Pink


 Before I began this site, I wanted to see if I can make a profit for my efforts. When I contacted the Turkish government, was I in for a shock!

Mr. Metin, of the Genocide Denial department, informed me that every time I rebutted Armenian claims in an Internet forum, the Turkish government would send me $1,000. Now that's for each entry. Those thousand dollar payments can add up pretty fast.

That was at the low end. However, they have a sliding scale of compensation dependent on the efforts involved. Check this out, it's incredible!

$750,000 is the going rate of what you can earn if you write a "genocide denial" book or create a "genocide denial" web site, such as this one.

$1,000,000 and over if you have a Ph.D. in history, and are willing to lie through your teeth that the Turks were not guilty of genocide, depending on whether you can get a history teaching job at a university. Six-figure annual payments follow.

I've already made over one million dollars, most of which I've already blown on a trip to Las Vegas, the gambling haven set upon a desert, which Boghos Nubar would have highly appreciated... but what does it matter? I know there's plenty more where those greenbacks came from.

Now I can see why the Turkish government has financial problems, with all these large payments they make to the army of  propagandists they employ. But that's their problem... how else are they going to get people to tell the Turkish side of events?

So if you would like to kiss your money worries good-bye forever, I'd urge you to take advantage of this goldmine.

Write to this Address:

 

The Turkish Government

Department of Making Big Money in Genocide Denial

Ankara, Turkey

(Attention: Metin Bey)

 

 (Webmaster bears no responsibility should this offer be withdrawn at any time.)

 

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